इ वुड लव तो सी थिस ओं थे स्ट्रीट

Swanston Street, CBD, 1.10am

Yo so you’ve seen The Dark Knight, and you loved it, so you decided to dress up as The Joker - never mind the fact that you have long hair and a goatee. And then you decide you need some Hungry Jacks to mack on during a break from haunting the streets of Melbourne.

You, sir, are a genius.